A man going in and out of the country every three months claims to be in a romantic relationship with an Australian woman, but she denies it. A man brings in drugs in Lord of the Rings statuettes. A fast-talking Pakistani man can't talk his way out of fine for prohibited food.

A man going in and out of the country every three months claims to be in a romantic relationship with an Australian woman, but she denies it. A man brings in drugs in Lord of the Rings statuettes. A fast-talking Pakistani man can't talk his way out of fine for prohibited food.